Jason v1.1
VCF Mid Carder
Catchphrase of the Moment: Go suck on a grape 'cos I don't care!
Posts: 210
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Post by Jason v1.1 on Dec 30, 2003 21:29:35 GMT
Inferno is seen leaving in a car. BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! JASON IS ROUND THA CORNER! BAH GAWD! Inferno turns the corner, and, what would you know, he has a flaming 2x4! The 2x4 is thrown onto the car whilst inferno is in it! BAH GAWD! THA CAR IS ALIGHT! BAH GAWD! Jason is seen saying "Die in your own Inferno, Inferno". What do you know, Jason waits there...
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Jason v1.1
VCF Mid Carder
Catchphrase of the Moment: Go suck on a grape 'cos I don't care!
Posts: 210
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Post by Jason v1.1 on Dec 30, 2003 21:30:08 GMT
and waits...
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Jason v1.1
VCF Mid Carder
Catchphrase of the Moment: Go suck on a grape 'cos I don't care!
Posts: 210
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Post by Jason v1.1 on Dec 30, 2003 21:33:57 GMT
...until the flames eventually go out, but Inferno is seen there lying in a pool of ash and smoke, battered to a bloody pulp. Jason v1.1 gets the pin to become the...
BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! FOUTRTH TIME CHAMPION, JASON V1.1 IS SITTING NEXT TO ME! BAH GAWD! DON'T SET ME ON LIGHT! BAH GAWD! I'M BURNING
Jason v1.1 has stopped "BAH GAWD" mode and turned into "CAN'T SPELL" mode.
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Post by Buckdawg on Dec 31, 2003 0:59:01 GMT
But then suddenly a squid jumps on Stevie's head and we see that the squid is trained by Inferno who then takes a lobster wich pitches Stevie's oh so little nuts and then pins him while Stevie turns blue and purple New Champ: Inferno!  Buckdawg wonders why Inferno even pinned Stevie at all, considering stevie wasn't even champ?!  Buckdawg laughs at the fake belt Jason just won, then stands tall and holds his own title high in the sky for all to see!!!! THE HARDESTCORE, and STILL CHAMPION, BUCKDAAAAWWWWGGGGG!!!!!!!!! -WOOF!!! |
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Post by James on Dec 31, 2003 1:33:45 GMT
Buckdawg then walks off down the street where he -- with respect to the CITV early 1990's hit children's sitcom Woof -- then turns into a dog and begins to hump a pedestrians leg. The pedestrian turns out to none other than Stevie H, who then shakes him off not realising who he is. After hitting a wall, Buckdawg then lays down on the floor as James walks out of a building with a fine lookin' female behind him. Quickly fastening up his trousers, James runs over to Buckdawg, pins his shoulders to the pavement as the unknown lady counts the three and announces James as the NEWWWWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!
James kisses the girl, runs off and boards the next flight to Tokyo.
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Post by Buckdawg on Dec 31, 2003 1:49:21 GMT
But on the plane that James's has boarded, Buckdawg has insiders, terrorists, dawgs to do his dirty work for him...
...Dave's Duggan's uncle Osama's motley crew, at Buckdawg's beck and call...
Dawg gives the word, and they highjack the plane, MWAR HA HA HA HA!!!
They take over and fly the plane into the gritty sandy ass of the Sphinx in Egypt!!!
Amoung all the Rumble, Dawgs finds the charred, but amazingly still breathing, body of James, who he covers for the 1, 2, 3.
Then before heading back, Dawg rummages around and gets pissed on the duty free booze thats lyin around the place!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by Confidential on Dec 31, 2003 1:51:09 GMT
Dave runs in and.........does nothing Andy just laughs till he passes out......1......2.......3 CONFO NEW CHAMP!
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Post by "sXe" Albear on Dec 31, 2003 21:14:05 GMT
While confo is celebrating Albear beats the living crap out of him with a a copy of WCW Great American Bash 1991 and gets the 1 2 3
New Champion the only good thing that event was for anyway
New Champ
Albear
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Post by Stevie H on Dec 31, 2003 23:44:24 GMT
Stevie steals Conf's chess board and hits the champ over the head with it.
Stevie pins the champ and wins the title.
w00t.
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Post by "sXe" Albear on Jan 1, 2004 0:02:07 GMT
Albear breaks open a can of Carling over Stevies head and pins him for the 1 2 3
and now 2 time, 2 time Hardcore Champion
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