Jason v1.1
VCF Mid Carder
Catchphrase of the Moment: Go suck on a grape 'cos I don't care!
Posts: 210
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Post by Jason v1.1 on Dec 29, 2003 21:57:17 GMT
Jason v1.1 starts stomping a mud hole in Y2J and he is lying on the floor. Close by is a prostitute... *CENSORED, SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IS NOT BEING SHOWN*. Boy, that was a shocker! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! JASON AND THAT PROSTITUTE 'MADE LOVE WHEN THEY LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, EVERYONE DOES!' The postitute later is found in the arena on The Kings lap, l wonder whats going on there! lol
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Post by Stevie H on Dec 30, 2003 17:35:55 GMT
Jason worn out by t3h se><0rz is easy prey, and Stevie H hits a Stevie Kick on Jason and gets the pin.
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Post by James on Dec 30, 2003 18:54:49 GMT
Stevie runs out of the arena down a street, when all of a sudden a frying pan appears out of a car window. He runs right into it, and who should be on the other side of that cooking utensil but James, who pins Stevie and wins his Hardcore Championship for a record fourth time.
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Post by =| Fenlon |= on Dec 30, 2003 19:00:06 GMT
James see's a near by stripper and casually glanses only to notice that it is really dave duggan. Whilst james is in shock fenlon runs over and hits a spine tingling FENNY-5 for a 1 2 3
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Post by Stevie H on Dec 30, 2003 19:00:42 GMT
Stevie uses the frying pan to cook some eggs on his portable stove. Stevie then offers them to Fenlon, who accepts. Stevie then flips the eggs at Fenlon's eyes.
Temporarily blinded. Stevie backslides Fenlon for the pin!
NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!
w00t!
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Post by Buckdawg on Dec 30, 2003 19:14:18 GMT
Dawg gets involved, flashes the legendary Zarius masterpiece "Screw the Steaph, Screw the REST!!!" at Stevie, who faints with the brutality of the images, layin down for Dawg to take an easy three count!!!
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Post by =| Fenlon |= on Dec 30, 2003 19:19:10 GMT
buckdawg is still going round crapping in peoples houses. Fenlon waits for buckdawg under his chimmney and whilst dawgster takes a well deserved dump hethrows a 2 x 4 wrapped in barbed wire up the chimmney buckdawg falls off the roof "hes dead king bah gawd" fenlon runs over and gets a three count to become the new hardcore champ.
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Post by Buckdawg on Dec 30, 2003 19:29:43 GMT
Buckdawg throws the rulebook at Fenlon, which clearly states u cannot kill ur opponent inthis match to win, therefore, Fenlon gets his ass DQED, and Dawg is awarded the title belt back for the 2nd time!!!!!!!!! WOOO!!!!
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Post by =| Fenlon |= on Dec 30, 2003 20:33:40 GMT
I didn't kill you so buckdawg forfeits the title back to fenlon. You can survive falling off a roof.
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inferno
VCF Mid Carder
The Real Idol
Posts: 28
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Post by inferno on Dec 30, 2003 20:54:50 GMT
But then suddenly a squid jumps on Stevie's head and we see that the squid is trained by Inferno who then takes a lobster wich pitches Stevie's oh so little nuts and then pins him while Stevie turns blue and purple New Champ: Inferno!  |
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