Hardcore Title Match

[SuperTurk]

at the airport he is met by superturk who glues Fwwcyrus to thoe flat esculators and gets the pin 1.2.3
new champ SuperTurk

[eliminationchamber II]

while going through customs
SuperTurk
gets picked for a search
the officer that has the job is
none other then
EC

but before the seach begins EC wacks the hell out of SuperTurk with a baseball bat that was in SuperTurk bag
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5 time,5 time,5 time,5 time
i say 5 god dam it
hardcore champ

EC takes the belt from the bag and flys of in his wn jet

[FWWCyrus]

EC begins to relax on his jet when a hot young stewardess asks him if he wants a drink. as she reaches in her trolly for the drink EC checks out her ass. she pours a drink on EC's lap and smacks him over the head with a drinking glass.
EC is out cold.
the stewardess pulls off her hjair revealing it to be Fwwcyrus in drag!!!
he pins EC
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NEW CHAMPION!
2 time HC Champ
FWWCYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!
he then grabs the belt and a parachute and jumps from the plane leaving EC out.....

[SuperTurk]

when fwwcyrus lands, he finds himself in the middle of nowhere with SuperTurk waiting for him. SuperTurk then gets a nial gun and fires it in fwwcyrus's ankles and hands so he is stuck on a cactus. SuperTurk then gets the pin
1.2.3
new hardcore champ
SuperTurk then gets in a monster truck and drives to the nearest monster truck rally

[eliminationchamber II]

super turk is late to the monster truck rally and happens to frive right into the main show area
suddenly a giant flame throwing metal dragon controled by ECsets superturks truck on fire and starts to crush it
EC the stands on the crushed truch and declares himself the

6 time hardcore champ

Ec then runs to the church and declares protection

[James]

The scene starts with James holding up a massive blueprint to a man wearing a safety hat and jacket. As he nods to James, he then jumps in a little cockpit behind him, which as we zooms out turns out to be a massive ball and chain... right next to the church. The Vicar quickly checks the Church Fund but realises he doesn't have enough so quickly runs out of the church. EC, however, remains in his relaxed posistion as he knows he will be alright.

He's soon contradicted though, as the ball knocks down the entire church within seconds and James rumages through all the rubble... to find EC with his belt on his lap! He covers him... 1, 2, 3! WE'VE GOT A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!

James briefly says five Hail Mary's and three Our Father's to the cross of our Jesus Christ, which had remained standing through all the carnage, before running out, pulling a grid up off the floor, going underground and welding it shut.

[Jeremy Walker]

*looks at the HC champ being a coward and realises he can't be assed to attack him so just unzips his flies and pisses through the mesh/grid all over the champ. Zips up and walks off again.*

[wrassler]

Having just been pissed on the champ has no choice but to come out only to be greeted by wrassler and his special the snake pit. 1....KICK OUT. Shocked and very embarrassed wrassler walks off with his head down in shame vowing to one day return to whoop ass and become hardcore champion for the first time.

[SuperTurk]

after telling the us military that james is osama bin larden in disguise. The us military rip open the welded door and find james sitting in a swimming pool of piss, they run him over with a military tank and superturk gets the pin
1.2.3 new hardcore champ

[eliminationchamber II]

james tells the us trops that superturk is Saddam Hussein
they leave james alone, soaked in piss and go after him

they find him half a year later hiding in a hole, he crawls out and is knocked down by a soldiers rifle butt the Soldier who is Ec then gets the pin
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7 time hardcore champion

EC then takes of in his helicopter